British gentlemen are in danger!
The Victorian era is over, and in its place has come the outrageously modern "Charleston era".
Horrible hairstyles! Horrible morals!
Monstrous music! Horrible scandals!
Real Brits simply do not understand how to live in a situation where you do not know what will happen to you tomorrow.
The only thing that can come to their aid is a truly ineradicable English sense of humor...