Satan Burger

God hates you. All of you. He closed the gates of Heaven and
wants you to rot on Earth forever. Not only that, he is repossesing your
souls and feeding them to a large vagina-like machine called the Walm - an
interdimensional doorway that brings His New Children into the world. He
loves these new children, but He doesn't love you. They are more
interesting than you. They are beautiful, psychotic, magical, sex-crazed,
and deadly. They are turning your cities into apocalyptic chaos, and
there's nothing you can do about it ...